sur le fil: oh, i wish… i hate not celebrating... →
luciedesancy: oh, i wish… i hate not celebrating anymore. :( yourmumgiveshead: lucyintheskyy: wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning walk down stairs make my way over to my stocking see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot sit in front of the Christmas tree…
Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
Mr. Moseby: You can’t even see it.
Zack: You can’t see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...– Chuck Klosterman exactly (via sincesheleft)
melavond: “You like sushi, Chinese man?” “That’s Japanese, El Torito. Chinese don’t eat that shit.” “How the fuck am I supposed to know what ese you are, you slanty eyed fuck”
I'm the baby baby baby rhymoscerous...
Nick: I'm gonna go pick up your Christmas present at 11 tomorrow.
Me: So you're getting me a baby rhino.
Me: I can't think of any gift that would have a specific pick-up time other than a baby rhinoceros. Thanks for ruining the surprise, asshole.